Total Medals Earned: 199 (From 36 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,340 Points
Medals Earned: 12/16 (275/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (160/160 points)
Survive more than 5 seconds.
Survive more than 30 seconds.
Survive more than 60 seconds.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (60/60 points)
Medals Earned: 28/40 (180/500 points)
Kill an angry Fisherman before he manages to hit you with his Big Fish.
Fortify an area.
Knock down 200 Zombies.
Eat a total of 100 food pick-ups.
Shoot off 400 arms.
Decapitate 200 Zombies.
Kill a Sweeper without being hit by it once.
Start a day with 99 Rifle bullets.
Open 25 crates.
Kick 100 Zombie Heads.
Surf 25 times.
Kick a Goliath.
Buy your first Skill.
Kick a Zombie Head intro a group of 3 or more Zombies.
Clear out an Area that had at least 30 zombies.
Clear out an Area that had at least 30 zombies on Nightmare mode.
Hunt Zombies for over an Hour.
Have 12 or more Zombies on the level at once.
Spend a total of 2500 Pounds.
Clear an area with 1 minute or more left on the clock.
Kill a Sweeper before he's done a full cycle of a level.
Kill a Goliath on Nightmare Mode.
Fortify 3 of the 4 areas.
Surf another Zombie straight after you finished surfing one.
Buy all the skills.
Kill a Fisherman without getting hit by any of his fish.
Kill five Zombies in a row using only your kick.
Accumulate a total of 1000 Pounds.
Perform 15 successful pistol reloads in a row.
Kill a total of 2000 Zombies.
Finish the game with Nightmare Mode on throughout.
Do the most damage possible with one bullet to a Goliath's Head.
Finish the game.
Obtain all other Medals.
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 10/32 (100/500 points)
Beaten Level 1-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 1-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 1-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 1-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 1-5 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-5 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-5 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-5 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-5 without godmode
Beaten Level X-1 without godmode
Beaten Level X-2 without godmode
Beaten Level X-3 without godmode
Beaten Level X-4 without godmode
Beaten the final level without godmode
Killed 1000 pigs
Beaten the game
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/210 points)
Escape from the temple!
Escape without dying once
Escape without using either rifle
Kill every creature in the temple
Escape from the temple in under ten minutes
Gain every other medal
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/65 points)
Get 150 score.
Get 405 score.
Get 5010 score.
Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 6/16 (110/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.